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Ginny: It’s not weight bearing! Joshua: What isn’t? Ginny: The ropes. Joshua: Which ropes? Ginny: On the sailboat. Joshua: What sailboat? Ginny: The one at the nautically themed event. Joshua: How come I didn’t go to that? Ginny: I don’t know. You were invited too.


Ginny: I like pudding. Joshua: What about ding-dongs? Ginny: What about them? Joshua: Um, do you like Hostess ding-dongs?, Ginny: I like cupcakes, there’s a book by Martha Stewart called ‘Cupcakes’ that I really want. Joshua: Maybe Santa will get it for you. Ginny: Santa is a crack whore.


[Just before going to sleep] Ginny: Wait, I have to decide what to wear. Joshua: To where? Ginny: My meeting.. Joshua: What meeting? Ginny: With my boss. Joshua: With your boss? Ginny: I don’t even have a boss.


Ginny: I love your mustache and your beard. Joshua: Oh? Why is that? Ginny: I like to ruff, ruff, ruff, all over it.. Joshua: Why do you like to do that? Ginny: Because our faces fit together.


Ginny: What did you say about spiking Kool-Aid? Joshua: Nothing. Ginny: Are you sure? You need to be sure about these things before you say them. Spiking Kool-Aid is serious. Joshua: You know I would never spike Kool-Aid. Ginny: I like Kool-Aid. Joshua: What is your favorite flavor? Ginny: I don’t know, I was never [...]


Ginny: No one ever considers panthers. Joshua: What do you mean? Ginny: They’re big cats. Joshua: Are they dangerous? Ginny: Are jellyfish dangerous? Joshua: They can be. Ginny: Well there you go. Joshua: How does that make you feel? Ginny: Scared of the water and scared of the trees. How does that make you feel? [...]


A lot of the research looks at the online economies of virtual worlds. Virtual worlds are time consumers often filled with many repetitive tasks and we have long determined that our average attention span has been dropping over the years. Some enterprising folks have come up with an interesting way to alleviate some of that [...]


Ideas I didn’t use for one or more of the following reasons: 1. Too popular 2. Not romantic enough 3. Timing wasn’t predictable enough 4. Getting to the venue was questionable 5. Creepy 6. Lame 7. I’m absent for the reply Here are the ideas (some were not original): 1. Adding photos of me holding [...]


Ginny: So, Josh have you been looking at things to make my finger feel more loved?


A clue for seekers: since she’d gotten the news, Brenda let loose and wailed. Perhaps because now she could. Now she was alone. On the television, the President – looking solemn and frighteningly old – was saying, ‘My fellow Americans, you want answers. And I pledge to give them to you as soon as I [...]