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May 10th, 2009 | by Joshua
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unified social networking? I say yes! I foresee a lot more posts in the future!

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Happy Mother’s Day!

May 10th, 2009 | by Joshua
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To all you neglected mothers out there, let me tell you: Whether your kids love you or hate you they have a bond with you that never breaks. If that doesn’t hold true, beat the shit out of them with a chair leg and flash them a titty, that way they’ll never forget you. (Photo [...]

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importing old blag stuff

May 10th, 2009 | by Joshua
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I have a few posts from an old blog I tried a while back, so I imported them here. Not really impressive stuff or anything but I thought I would help strengthen this blag and I wasn’t doing anything with it anyway. I’ll probably need to spell check over those in any case.

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PSR B1509-58

May 4th, 2009 | by Joshua
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31 Cent Scoop Night

April 29th, 2009 | by Joshua
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So I went to baskin robbins for their 31 cent scoop night and got myself 3 scoops for 4 cents off a dollar. Not great ice cream, probably not even a good deal when doing the math but I’m a sucker. The place was real busy but one of the employees skipped me ahead. I [...]

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Philosopher’s Stone: Influenza = Death

April 29th, 2009 | by Joshua
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Philosopher's Stone: Influenza = Death Angie and me have looked at this issue for quite some time, her more than I have. It is happening again and even if it remains a mild strain, there is not enough medicine for a pandemic. We have enough medicine for maybe three percent of the population of the [...]

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Uh-oh Swine Flu

April 26th, 2009 | by Joshua
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So swine flu is breaking out again, let’s hope it doesn’t become a full blown breakout but I have a prediction as to what will happen. It is going to spread among those without access to health care. The government is going to intervene too late with free access to diagnosis and treatment. The hospitals [...]

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Inflate, Deflate

September 5th, 2008 | by Joshua
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Sometimes when I go to bed I start imagining things in order to jump start a dream. Usually it works out, although it tires me and causes me to sleep longer, but occasionally whatever I am imagining visually (people, places, things, and even ideas, anything that can be visualized) starts rapidly expanding and compressing. It [...]

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Steps in psychosis getting bigger?

January 28th, 2008 | by Joshua
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Suppose you see a responsive entity that doesn’t really exist on a regular basis (like a ghost that threatens to eat your toes; take the sentence meaning anyway you like), would the leap from seeing it to talking to it be bigger in craziness than the leap from talking to it, to naming it (a [...]

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Ghostbusters: Act of God?

January 28th, 2008 | by Joshua
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Okay, suppose that you have a got a ghost in your house that will eat the toes off of anyone with bare feet, certainly that would be considered an act of god and probably coverable by some special home insurance. But now let’s suppose its’ removal and disposal is (or not) covered by insurance (i.e., [...]

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