Gopher the Beard!

Somniloquy: … and her sidekick Dynabear!

By Joshua on February 25th, 2010
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Ginny: I wish I had Velcro.
Joshua: Why?
Ginny: To stick on a wall.
Joshua: Like Spider-Ginny?
Ginny: Mmhmmm.
Joshua: Mr.Bear will get stuck to it.
Ginny: No, he will stick to my back like a little papoose.

Somniloquy: Kermit isn’t so bad

By Joshua on February 3rd, 2010
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Ginny: Rebekah hates frogs.
Joshua: Why?
Ginny: She never knows where they will jump. She hates when they jump.
Joshua: Do you hate frogs?
Ginny: Sheeeee hates frogs.
Joshua: I know, but do you?
Ginny: No.
. . .
Ginny: Did I just say something?

Somniloquy: I have a heavy load

By Joshua on February 1st, 2010
Posted In: Somniloquy

Ginny: It’s not weight bearing!
Joshua: What isn’t?
Ginny: The ropes.
Joshua: Which ropes?
Ginny: On the sailboat.
Joshua: What sailboat?
Ginny: The one at the nautically themed event.
Joshua: How come I didn’t go to that?
Ginny: I don’t know. You were invited too.

Somniloquy: Not everyone can be so sweet

By Joshua on January 28th, 2010
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Ginny: I like pudding.
Joshua: What about ding-dongs?
Ginny: What about them?
Joshua: Um, do you like Hostess ding-dongs?,
Ginny: I like cupcakes, there’s a book by Martha Stewart called ‘Cupcakes’ that I really want.
Joshua: Maybe Santa will get it for you.
Ginny: Santa is a crack whore.

Somniloquy: Ginny in charge of our days and…

By Joshua on January 27th, 2010
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[Just before going to sleep]
Ginny: Wait, I have to decide what to wear.
Joshua: To where?
Ginny: My meeting..
Joshua: What meeting?
Ginny: With my boss.
Joshua: With your boss?
Ginny: I don’t even have a boss.

Somniloquy: Like square pegs and round holes

By Joshua on January 26th, 2010
Posted In: Somniloquy

Ginny: I love your mustache and your beard.
Joshua: Oh? Why is that?
Ginny: I like to ruff, ruff, ruff, all over it..
Joshua: Why do you like to do that?
Ginny: Because our faces fit together.

Somniloquy: Ginny’s parents are black

By Joshua on January 25th, 2010
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Ginny: What did you say about spiking Kool-Aid?
Joshua: Nothing.
Ginny: Are you sure? You need to be sure about these things before you say them. Spiking Kool-Aid is serious.
Joshua: You know I would never spike Kool-Aid.
Ginny: I like Kool-Aid.
Joshua: What is your favorite flavor?
Ginny: I don’t know, I was never allowed to drink it when growing [...]

Somniloquy: Well grounded fears

By Joshua on January 24th, 2010
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Ginny: No one ever considers panthers.
Joshua: What do you mean?
Ginny: They’re big cats.
Joshua: Are they dangerous?
Ginny: Are jellyfish dangerous?
Joshua: They can be.
Ginny: Well there you go.
Joshua: How does that make you feel?
Ginny: Scared of the water and scared of the trees. How does that make you feel?
Joshua: I think I’ll be okay.

Somniloquy: Feel the love yet?

By Joshua on January 1st, 2010
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Ginny: So, Josh have you been looking at things to make my finger feel more loved?

Somniloquy: Which should I flush?

By Joshua on October 6th, 2009
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Joshua: We can get a blanket that is made like a pouch.
Ginny: Most sugar gliders have pouch.
Ginny: I have really stinky poop.
Joshua: That’s okay you you flush it down toilet.
Ginny: Not the sugar gliders!
Joshua: No, the poop.