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Ginny: Are they completely white? Joshua: Are what? Ginny: I said ‘Merry Christmas’. Joshua: Merry Christmas. Ginny: You just don’t get it.


Ginny: It would probably make good sandwiches the next day. Joshua: I guess. Ginny: You don’t think so? Joshua: Why a sandwich? Ginny: Touch it and eat it. Joshua: Touch what? Ginny: Have you never carved an animal? Joshua: I guess I do.


Ginny: Big step. Joshua: What is? Ginny: A Godzilla step. Joshua: What does it sound like? Ginny: Like Godzilla is walking by.


Ginny: He’s like two face. Joshua: Who? Ginny: The guy who lost his face. Joshua: Who? Ginny: …scars…


Ginny: I wish I had Velcro. Joshua: Why? Ginny: To stick on a wall. Joshua: Like Spider-Ginny? Ginny: Mmhmmm. Joshua: Mr.Bear will get stuck to it. Ginny: No, he will stick to my back like a little papoose.


Ginny: Rebekah hates frogs. Joshua: Why? Ginny: She never knows where they will jump. She hates when they jump. Joshua: Do you hate frogs? Ginny: Sheeeee hates frogs. Joshua: I know, but do you? Ginny: No. . . . Ginny: Did I just say something?


Ginny: It’s not weight bearing! Joshua: What isn’t? Ginny: The ropes. Joshua: Which ropes? Ginny: On the sailboat. Joshua: What sailboat? Ginny: The one at the nautically themed event. Joshua: How come I didn’t go to that? Ginny: I don’t know. You were invited too.


Ginny: I like pudding. Joshua: What about ding-dongs? Ginny: What about them? Joshua: Um, do you like Hostess ding-dongs?, Ginny: I like cupcakes, there’s a book by Martha Stewart called ‘Cupcakes’ that I really want. Joshua: Maybe Santa will get it for you. Ginny: Santa is a crack whore.


[Just before going to sleep] Ginny: Wait, I have to decide what to wear. Joshua: To where? Ginny: My meeting.. Joshua: What meeting? Ginny: With my boss. Joshua: With your boss? Ginny: I don’t even have a boss.


Ginny: I love your mustache and your beard. Joshua: Oh? Why is that? Ginny: I like to ruff, ruff, ruff, all over it.. Joshua: Why do you like to do that? Ginny: Because our faces fit together.