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Ginny: What did you say about spiking Kool-Aid? Joshua: Nothing. Ginny: Are you sure? You need to be sure about these things before you say them. Spiking Kool-Aid is serious. Joshua: You know I would never spike Kool-Aid. Ginny: I like Kool-Aid. Joshua: What is your favorite flavor? Ginny: I don’t know, I was never [...]


Ginny: No one ever considers panthers. Joshua: What do you mean? Ginny: They’re big cats. Joshua: Are they dangerous? Ginny: Are jellyfish dangerous? Joshua: They can be. Ginny: Well there you go. Joshua: How does that make you feel? Ginny: Scared of the water and scared of the trees. How does that make you feel? [...]


Ginny: So, Josh have you been looking at things to make my finger feel more loved?


Joshua: We can get a blanket that is made like a pouch. Ginny: Most sugar gliders have pouch. Ginny: I have really stinky poop. Joshua: That’s okay you you flush it down toilet. Ginny: Not the sugar gliders! Joshua: No, the poop.


Ginny: It looks like a pool table but its not. Joshua: What does it look like? Ginny: Those crutches. Joshua: Why do they look like that? Ginny: I don’t have to answer that, doctor-patient confidentiality.


Ginny: Liquid nitrogen. Joshua: Liquid nitrogen? Ginny: That is what you use to make ice cream.


Joshua: Do you like strawberry shortcake? Ginny: Mmmm… Delicious, it tastes like happiness. Ginny: That walk was so long, I was afraid. Joshua: What were you afraid of? Ginny: I was afraid that you’d break-up with me. Joshua: You know that I will never break-up with you. Ginny: You say that now. Joshua: I’ll say [...]


Ginny: I don’t think I did what my uncle told me to do. Joshua: What did he tell you to do? Ginny: I don’t remember, I think I’m falling asleep in the car… I must be.


Ginny: I have a monster on my arm. Joshua: A monster? Ginny: *monster sounds*


Ginny: Don’t land on my foot… I feel like I’m running a marathon. I just want to fall asleep on the desk. Joshua: … Ginny: I just want to calm down. Joshua: Why don’t you go to sleep on the desk? Ginny: You have to be careful because people write on the desk and you’ll [...]