Gopher the Beard!

Ginny: It’s not weight bearing!
Joshua: What isn’t?
Ginny: The ropes.
Joshua: Which ropes?
Ginny: On the sailboat.
Joshua: What sailboat?
Ginny: The one at the nautically themed event.
Joshua: How come I didn’t go to that?
Ginny: I don’t know. You were invited too.

Ginny: I like pudding.
Joshua: What about ding-dongs?
Ginny: What about them?
Joshua: Um, do you like Hostess ding-dongs?,
Ginny: I like cupcakes, there’s a book by Martha Stewart called ‘Cupcakes’ that I really want.
Joshua: Maybe Santa will get it for you.
Ginny: Santa is a crack whore.

[Just before going to sleep]
Ginny: Wait, I have to decide what to wear.
Joshua: To where?
Ginny: My meeting..
Joshua: What meeting?
Ginny: With my boss.
Joshua: With your boss?
Ginny: I don’t even have a boss.

Ginny: I love your mustache and your beard.
Joshua: Oh? Why is that?
Ginny: I like to ruff, ruff, ruff, all over it..
Joshua: Why do you like to do that?
Ginny: Because our faces fit together.

Ginny: What did you say about spiking Kool-Aid?
Joshua: Nothing.
Ginny: Are you sure? You need to be sure about these things before you say them. Spiking Kool-Aid is serious.
Joshua: You know I would never spike Kool-Aid.
Ginny: I like Kool-Aid.
Joshua: What is your favorite flavor?
Ginny: I don’t know, I was never allowed to drink it when growing up. Black people drank it, my parents bought it.